Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
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vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
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I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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