great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
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While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
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You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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