i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
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last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
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She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
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