he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
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Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
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Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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