is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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