i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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