I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
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I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
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I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
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