Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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