This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
Randomize
