all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
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It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
a search helicopter?!
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
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nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
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