singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
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They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
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I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
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