best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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