Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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