1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
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I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
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I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.