You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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