She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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