She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Pappa wants mamma naked
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
home. puking in laundry basket.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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