no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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