Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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