belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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