everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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