hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
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i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
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Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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