doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
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