I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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