i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
How does it feel to date your dad?
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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