is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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