What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
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In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
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Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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