Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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