He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
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