It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
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i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
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We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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