Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
we made out on top of his cat.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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