been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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