I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
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The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
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Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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