He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
Randomize
