found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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