I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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