dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
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I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
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There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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