Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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