i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
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Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
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I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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