Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
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You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
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you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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