rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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