belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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