Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
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Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
is this the sara with the beer cane?
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
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The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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