Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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