She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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