she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
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Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
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I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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