The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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