she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
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Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
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I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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