I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
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Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
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With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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