I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
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I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
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fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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