hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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