The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
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Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
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Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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